Ouija Call Center

"Today is the day," I thought to myself. "I have been waiting my whole life for this. I can do this." I looked in the mirror and made sure nothing was in my teeth and my horns were sharp. My pale complexion was on point. I walked out of the company bathroom and up to…

Garth

“Welcome to the annual race of races! The race that separates the men from the boys! The Hell Cup!” The announcer screams and he, literally, smiles from ear to ear, exposing his razor blade teeth. “This is your announcer Eugene Vile! Now, let’s set some ground rules. The person to make it past the finish…